So, finding his old partner-in-shennanigans Willie coming home from his job at the coconut plantation, Ogie convinces him to spend his off days climbing the mountain of the Crib, where the mysterious first clues to their existence begin.
While they are stuck on the ledge too far below the next, Willie and Ogie recite the hogwashed legends of the founding of Uglyland (by George Ugly w'ah?-Shin-Tongue). The visitor to the Crib who either freed them, found them, or created them appears here in flashback. I like to call him the Plunderer of the Order of the Masters of Relic of the Ancient Tooth.
Next: call him...Evil Lord Johann! (Really! Feel free to do so!)