You know, only about two percent of the two million holiday passengers are going to get this pat-down. Anyway...
President Obama says he understands peoples' frustrations; he and Sec. Clinton both came out recommending less intrusive pat downs. Would Hilary Clinton submit to one of these pat downs herself? "Not if I could avoid it!" she said. I guess it's easy for this story to get around the water cooler; could be any of us!
So: has the alternative to nudie pictures at the airport scanner? Well, maybe!
Is the naked truth just too much to share, for you? Well, I can't vouch for these fig leaves, but I do hope you have a lot to be thankful for and really feel that way in the middle of festivities this holiday.